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23 razones que nunca debe visitar la tierra media

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It’s totally overrated. WTF was Frodo even thinking?

1. Many people are quick to believe that Middle-earth is a majestic place.

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Rivendell

2. But TBH, it’s pretty mediocre.

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Lothlórien

3. In fact, the entire location is practically run-down.

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Mirkwood

4. Even the grass is dry and dying.

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The Shire

5. The architecture includes some of the most boring creations in the universe.

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Rivendell

6. The designs of these columns are lackluster at best.

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The Halls of Thranduil

7. It looks like little to no effort was put into the structures.

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The Grey Havens

8. The great halls are the complete opposite of royal.

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The Halls of Thranduil

9. Seriously, you call this a dwelling?

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Erebor

10. You wouldn’t want to hold your valuables in a place like this.

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The Gate of the Lonely Mountain

11. Biggest disadvantage? The mundane towns.

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Lake-town

12. Snooze alert.

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Dale

13. No one would want to live here.

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Bag End

14. The food is nonexistent and everyone is always starving.

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Bag End

15. There’s just nothing remotely magical about Middle-earth.

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The Old Forest

16. Nearly all of the creatures are unfriendly.

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Eagles of Manwë

17. If you expect anything exciting to happen in these forests, think again.

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The Fangorn Forest

18. Would you want to go on a midnight walk here? Nope.

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Caras Galadhon

19. The landscapes might bore you to death.

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The Lonely Mountain

20. The views from the top of this rock probably suck.

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Rohan

21. And this view is the biggest tragedy of all.

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Gondor

22. Yeah, there’s definitely nothing important to see here.

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Argonath

23. Honestly, why would anyone ever dream of visiting Middle-earth?

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Along the path of the Beacons

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